Pickles are Cucumbers Soaked in Evil

Q: What do you call a pickle bargain?

A: A sweet Dill!

I hate pickles and I love hating pickles.

I love this product because it makes it easier to hate pickles.

The fact that the cartoon pickle on the packaging is yodeling and wearing lederhosen lightens my intense hatred, elevating pickles almost to cucumbers, which are neither here nor there. The dress of the cartoon pickle is perhaps the most noteworthy aspect of this product; I like the sock garters and the yankee doodle cap -- some Bavarian lad put a lot of thought (or drugs) into this. The furry moustache and drinking problem also get a thumbs up. Speaking of thumbs, this product looks like someone tore the thumb of an incredible hulk figurine.

But all in all you get what you pay for, a plastic pickle with a cheap sound card.

Available for purchase here and at other merchants of kitsch by typing "yodel" and "pickle" into your preferred search engine.

Overall score: 51%
Justification: WHO WOULD BUY THIS!? but we all like lederhosen

...Title taken from related Threadless Tshirt ...