You look like Robin Williams' knuckles

An angry mob is walking along the street. Someone yells, "Hey, let's hang that guy with facial hair!" Someone else yells, "Nah, let's use a rope!"

(cricket sounds)...

Props to this product. www.beardhead.com

I don't know if this is the brainchild of an individual or a team of people or a group of monkeys working around the clock, but I like it, and living, as I do, in a country that endures long winters, I like a product that so effectively combines practicality, cleverness, and isn't unfashionable, maybe even crossing into stylish territory.

It comes in five colors, viking (blonde, above), pirate (black), lumberjack (brown), grandpa (gray) and bunny (pink). I think they should make an orange for redheads, but clearly they don't give much thought to matching real hair color (above, see eyebrows). Then they can make orange for pirates a la Redbeard, and shift black to Rabbi, or orange can be Leprechaun. You can wear it with the regular moustache, or you can order other moustache accesories, such as a fu manchu, or a viking braid. They're working on other ideas, hopefully we won't see a hitler stache, but they can't be blamed for floating the idea. The genius of the moustache is that it offers extra face coverage for those extremely wind chilled days where your snot funnels out of your nose and semi-freezes on your upper lip. It could also be used as a costume. I hope this does well.

Overall score: 89%

Justification: It's funny, and it looks really warm.

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