Splurge!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, it’s just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks at him “BUT, they’re sperm samples???” , “DO IT!” So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after four samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey - its not that hard.”

...Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

This is a sperm bank. It stores coins, but it's in the shape of a grossly oversized sperm. My apologies if you stumbled upon this page while were traversing the web in search of something else. I have to admit that I like puns; that, in addition to a storage function has won this product a strong rating (you see, it doesn't take a lot). It is available to purchase here.

Overall score: 83%
Justification: There are a lot of non-piggy coin banks and none are this clever or tasteless.

WARNING: Do not inseminate your partner with this product.

Title from the the first word that comes to mind when I think about this product.