Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

Wawaweewa...

This is phenomenal because every time I eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I don't just eat it, I savour it, some might say I make out with it. Now I can get all the delicious flavor of Reese's Peanut Butter and real enjoyment of making out and none of the calories, ba-dum-ching!

There are some caveats that consumers should be aware of, for example, it might not be safe for anaphylactics with a severe nut/peanut allergy. You might be so overtaken by the smell that you unwittingly consume the entire stick of balm. You might be overtaken by this product's powers and rub the balm/gloss all over your body in an attempt to emulate the perfection of Resse's Peanut Butter products.

Hershey has a whole line of lip products for their chocolate and candy (including Twizzlers). I've also seen lip balm in Nesquik, Twinkie and Ding Dong flavors... watchout!

Overall score: 20 million
20 million what: Yeah, it's frickin amazing

Title from Charles M Schulz

And a title runner up: If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream -- Barry Goldwater