The ironing is delicious

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None—the lightbulb has to want to change

Help the environment, screw it in ironically, light it and place it above your head when you think of something brilliant -- it's the light bulb candle.

Currently on sale for $17, seems a little expensive, but you can't put a price on ironic effect.

Overall score: 71%

Justification: We now know a thousand ways not to build a light bulb." -Thomas Edison

Title a la Bartholomew Jojo Simpson

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

(I was looking for a good sex toy joke, but I found this video and it is far better than any joke.)


This bed sheet outlines several kama sutra positions and is available here; they call it the KarmaSheetra -- seems like a typo (should be kama?). You may need a cricket toy (see below) if a guest happens to catch an inadvertent glimpse of this laid out on your bed.





The Twister Duvet, which I'm not sure is available to buy online anymore, was a strong competitor for this product. I know which I like better, but I'll let the masses speak.

Online Surveys & Market Research

Of course, you could always just buy a book with many more positions, but this is more interactive, and that's more fun.

Overall score: 80%
Justification: It's sexy picnic time

Punchline for title is crude but humorous... you've been warned