Butt What?

A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart!

Presenting Subtle Butt, aka The Tex-Mex Antidote, aka Breathe-Right Down Under, aka Nazi Gas Chamber, to be used in combination with Hitler Underwear, below (too far?).

According to the manufacturer, "simply stick it in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off. " Might be a good idea to double pad.

How long lasting is this massi-pad? Depends on your diet

What do you do with used pads? Leave them under your roommate's pillow

How badly do you need this product? If you have to think about it, you probably need it

Can it be used as a gas mask? No, tell your friends to squeeze tighter

Overall score: 65%

Justification: It's very close to a piece of crap