The Slushie Guru

Q: Why did the dick go to the 7-11?

A: To get a slurpee

Make off colored jokes, like the above, obsolete with product that will slushify naturally sugared (ie non-diet) beverages -- the Slush Mug

Here's the cold facts:

• Makes drinks into slush in MERE minutes (wih some stirring, after you've frozen the glacier core of the mug for approximately 6 hours)
• Non-toxic materials for safe drinking
• Slushified drink will last up to two hours
• Glacier Core will last for up to five years: after that, it transforms into another mug for the cupboard
• May or may not be dishwasher safe
• Will work with milk, coffee and even pureed fruits
• May even work with urine
  

Sure, you could try this

But it looks boring and difficult to store, and it's more expensive, though it doesn't have a six hour incubation period.

You could run to 7-11 and get a slurpee for $0.99 and call all your friends and tell them the joke, but that would make you a dick.



Overall score: 85%
Justification: Frozen coffee plus cost-benefit analysis makes this a winner